MR PHYSICIAN

MR PHYSICIAN

Mr Physician

Can’t you see what you’re missing?

I’ve got a reason, to be sneezin’,

I got the flu.

What do I do?

What do you mean,

I can’t be seen.

Don’t want a magazine,

I’m turning blue.

What do I do?

Mr Physician,

Not that position!

Is this how you greet, a guy off the street?

What’s that? Glue?

I’m gonna spew.

Ok you’re right,

Work is shite

But I got tickets, to the cricket,

How about you?

Want to come too?

Bring your secretary

She’d be a bit scary,

With a drink or two.

Alright we’re through.

Mr Physician

You got to be kiddin’

Money for that, a little chat?

Screw you.

And your secretary too.

By Andrew Lucas